Monday, September 8, 2008

Welcome to 35 Jergle Way!

Good 'morrow!

This blog has been born in a manner similar to that of the universe. The pitfalls of American society have acted much like a cancer on my senile brain, creating a great deal of pressure within my massive, massive skull. The aftermath: an explosion of tireless rants and tirades debasing American government, society, and culture.

Whenever possible, I, J.Jergle,as well as my Dutch counterpart J.V. Scroterhaffen, promise to bring you smashing harangues debauching the objects of my oft-given venomous diatribes: bloody Americans!

Cheers,

J.Jergle Jenkins

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