Hot news out of the United States today. You'd toss up a chad or two that the bail-out or Sarah Palin's first visit ever with a foreign head-of-state would dominate the newswires, but Americans never fail to disappoint J. Jergle! This one is a shocker: Clay Aiken is gay!
You must be sporting a really small donkey-decker if this bonesmuggler was fooling you. Take a
glance at this snap of 'im. He's a dead-pan for Lindsey Lohan. Oh, I'm sorry fellow Brits. She's the chicken-skinner flicking Samantha Ronson's bean at the moment. (Though who hasn't? My mate McGillicutty gave her a bit of the corned-beef after a dash in the bloomers!)But honestly, was there ever any doubt that this guy wasn't nibbling on a slice of navy-pie? I mean, even just a bit? The whole world had him pegged as a worm-juggler the minute he stepped onto the stage.
So how about some real news Americans? Here's a headline I'd like to see: Clay Aiken is Straight and J. Jergle Jenkins Tosses His Love-Nuggets Through Sarah Palin's Wicket!
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